In the Sunday Times, Michael Ruffles discussed the recent allegations by independent Senator Nick Xenophon about possible criminal activities in the Church of Scientology.
Ruffles, while defending Scientologists' right to believe whatever they wanted to, clearly thought the core beliefs of that church were a little ... questionable.
Apparently they believe someone called Xenu from some master alien race solved a galaxial over-population problem by shipping a few trillion 'people' to Earth so he could dump them into volcanoes. It seems they don't have volcanoes ANY where else in our galaxy... And here I realise that I am too ridiculing their beliefs. (Occurs to me that perhaps Xenophon's concerns stem from embarrassment that they are eroding the reputation of anyone whose name starts with X - a pretty elite group to be sure).